February 2012
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Better a Storm than the Doldrums
Feb 19th
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The Jeremy Lin Word Generator →
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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I remember a time when people on tumblr blogged
Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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In Defense of Packrats
Years of RPG’s have convinced me that every random item I collect in life will have some inexplicable but immense utility down the road, whether it be moving a Snorlax with a radio or defeating Ganondorf with a bottle
Jan 11th
Childhood
Pitbull and Chris Brown have combined to forever desecrate my childhood love of maps
Jan 11th
December 2011
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Dec 6th
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It was so easy,and the words so sweet:... →
…so I’ll be in SF when he’s in Boston, and I’ll be in Boston when he’s in LA?  I just LOVE how these things work out. :’( fishingboatproceeds: In January of 2012, Hank and I (and the Katherine and occasionally the Yeti) will be going on tour to celebrate the publication of The Fault in Our Stars, and also because we haven’t been on tour together since 2008....
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
3 posts
Nov 24th
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Nov 21st
“Well, first of all, let’s clear up a couple of things. “Unfunded mandate” is two...”
– President Josiah Bartlet (“Game On” [4x05]) (via fuckyeahthewestwing)
Nov 20th
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October 2011
1 post
Sigh...
6 years later.  Yet, still Carolina Liar-Jack Johnson. You’d think college would’ve changed this.  Blessing or curse? #vagueness
Oct 31st
September 2011
3 posts
“If you do come across what you suspect is a satellite piece, NASA doesn’t...”
– Yahoo News
Sep 21st
You Know
therewillalwaysbe: I think if it weren’t for everyone’s Facebook statuses and Tumblr posts, I would have TOTALLY forgotten September 11 had any particular meaning. Come on, people. ==== Social Media is intended to be a channel through which people express themselves, through which they can take what they feel and communicate it to the people in their friend circles.  Why should we have to...
Sep 12th
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August 2011
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Aug 6th
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July 2011
5 posts
Pet Peeve #152
When you read the mouths of people in GIF’s and realize that it doesn’t match up with the text…
Jul 28th
That awkward moment when you’re outside of a charity and the cars look like they were taken right out of the Calabasas High School parking lot… …and that subsequent awkward moment when you watch as a man, after hearing the door, alt-tabs from Minesweeper to the Miniclip screen to an excel sheet before sheepishly turning around.
Jul 21st
Whoa.
Definitely just realized this: Gryffindor Colors = England Colors Slytherin Colors = Milan Colors Hufflepuff Colors = Holy Roman Empire Colors Ravenclaw Colors = France Colors I don’t think that this has anything to do with JKR’s color selection, but this does mean that I played way too much Medieval 2: Total War.
Jul 15th
Excuse Me, But...
Why take pictures when it’s not a special occasion? Well, for the memories The current philosophy I possess is that 10 years from now, what I did day by day will mean nothing.  What I did last Tuesday will be forgotten by the time I turn 20 and whatnot.  Yet, I hate to think of days as wasted, which is why I like recording as many fragments of my past as possible to ensure that they are...
Jul 11th
Oh yes... →
Jul 3rd
June 2011
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Jun 16th
“Abortion in any form is wrong […] Except for my wife. If your wife’s life was at...”
– Rick Santorum (R- PA), 3 years after his wife’s abortion.  (via flourish-andblotts) You see, I find Santorum to be highly insensitive, but I can find no evidence of this quote being said except from Tumblr sources.  I find that to be quite sketchy
Jun 14th
“Ben Zhou Head of Speaker Relations Harvard College Class of 2010 This is...”
– Off the website for one of Harvard’s organizations called HPAIR…GPOYGPOYGPOYGPOY…like literally
Jun 12th
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Jun 8th
Life without regrets is always more easily said...
Leave it to Morgan Freeman to capture a brief moment of my being, not through exquisite language, but by being Morgan Freeman: “I know… I’m positive I made the right decision. I’m positive. But, there’s never a day that passes that I don’t wish I had decided differently.” -Se7en
Jun 6th
“Endings are never easy. I always build them up so much in my head that they cant...”
– Guess where!
Jun 6th
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May 2011
16 posts
May 31st
“What a treacherous thing to believe that a person is more than a person.”
– Paper Towns by John Green.  If you are a senior, you MUST read it before you graduate. 
May 30th
“You know that point in your life when you realize that the house you grew up in...”
– Zach Braff in Garden State
May 26th
May 21st
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…and that’s why there’s hedonism maskdontmindifido: parisheroinstars: Solipsism is the philosophical idea that only one’s own mind is sure to exist. Solipsism is an epistemological or ontological position that knowledge of anything outside one’s own specific mind is unjustified. The external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist. In the history of...
May 16th
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Apparently I reached 100 posts...
…without actually posting many meaningful posts on Tumblr since the summer.  I guess this is what happens when you spend your time on here reblogging posts because your snarky comment was more than 250 characters. :)
May 13th
Sang So Loud, Sang So Clear: Annoying  →
therewillalwaysbe: I hate faux philosophers- the type of people who pose “deep” and “meaningful” (I want you to read those words in as sarcastic and biting a way imaginable) questions/ideas for the sake of sounding “smart.” I write this because every other day there is a certain person, who shall remain nameless,… For some reason, I just realized that although I’ve commented on a...
May 13th
“I didn’t fire him [General MacArthur] because he was a dumb son of a...”
– Harry S Truman
May 12th
Oh god... →
May 12th
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“Yes, we’re sinking…but the music is exceptional”
– Anonymous
May 10th
A thought
I wonder why creationists focus so much on evolution as opposed to abiogenesis.  The latter has a ridiculous number of holes/flaws in comparison to the former.
May 7th
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“Osama bin Laden is confirmed dead on the anniversary of the Battle of...”
– Anonymous
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